VOL. I · NO. IEST. 2026

Huge Coconut Cream Pie

Huge Coconut Cream Pie

Prep

30m

Cook

30m

Total

60m

Bigly says

Sit down for this one. Coconut cream pie. HUGE coconut cream pie. The biggest, the creamiest, the most coconut-y coconut cream pie ever assembled by human hands, by ANY hands, possibly by paws — I don't know what the raccoons are doing out there but I doubt they're making a pie this good, raccoons couldn't pull this off, I'm sorry, I love raccoons, garbage bandits, very industrious, but no. No pie for raccoons.

I've eaten more coconut cream pie than any single human being on Earth. Probably more than anyone in recorded history. Look it up. I've had people look it up. I had coconut cream pie in Florida, in Hawaii, on a boat once — the boat pie was surprisingly good, who knew, sea air helps the coconut somehow, science doesn't understand it yet — and let me tell you, ninety percent of coconut cream pie in this country is GARBAGE. Sweet whipped goop on top of cardboard crust with shredded coconut that tastes like a HAMSTER BED. I'm sorry but it's true. Hamster bedding. That's what they're serving. It's a crime against the coconut.

Mine is different. Mine has TOASTED coconut — toasted, toasted, toasted, you can't skip the toasting, the toasting is the whole personality of the pie — and a custard so silky it qualifies as a textile. Real cream on top, whipped by you, not from a can. The can is a SCAM. The can is filled with stabilizers and air and lies. Big Whip doesn't want you to know this but I'm telling you anyway, that's just the kind of operation we run here. Real cream. Cold bowl. Soft peaks. End of discussion.

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 cupsall-purpose flour (for crust)
  • 1 tbspgranulated sugar (for crust)
  • 1/2 tspkosher salt (for crust)
  • 10 tbspunsalted butter, very cold, cubed
  • 3-5 tbspice water
  • 1 1/2 cupsunsweetened shredded coconut(TOAST IT, do not skip the toasting)
  • 1 1/2 cupswhole milk
  • 1 (13.5 oz) canfull-fat coconut milk
  • 2/3 cupgranulated sugar (for filling)
  • 1/4 cupcornstarch
  • 1/4 tspkosher salt (for filling)
  • 5large egg yolks
  • 2 tbspunsalted butter (for filling)
  • 1 1/2 tspvanilla extract
  • 1 1/2 cupsheavy cream(cold, very cold, freezer cold for the bowl too)
  • 3 tbsppowdered sugar
  • 1/2 tspvanilla extract (for cream)

Steps

  1. 1

    Make the crust: pulse flour, sugar, and salt in a food processor. Add cold butter and pulse until pea-sized pieces remain. Drizzle in ice water 1 tablespoon at a time, pulsing, until the dough just holds together. Shape into a disk, wrap, and chill at least 1 hour.

  2. 2

    Roll dough into a 12-inch round, fit into a 9-inch pie plate, trim and crimp. Chill 30 minutes.

  3. 3

    Preheat oven to 400 F. Line crust with parchment, fill with pie weights, and blind bake 20 minutes. Remove weights and bake 10-12 minutes more until deeply golden. Cool completely.

  4. 4

    Toast the coconut: spread shredded coconut on a sheet pan and bake at 325 F for 6-10 minutes, stirring every 2 minutes, until golden brown. Watch it closely — it goes from blonde to scorched in seconds.

  5. 5

    Make the filling: whisk milk and coconut milk in a saucepan. In a separate bowl, whisk sugar, cornstarch, salt, and egg yolks until smooth and pale.

  6. 6

    Warm the milks over medium heat until steaming, not boiling. Slowly whisk about 1 cup of the hot milk into the yolk mixture to temper, then return everything to the pot.

  7. 7

    Cook over medium heat, whisking constantly, until the custard thickens and reaches a bubbling boil, about 5-7 minutes. Boil 1 minute more, still whisking.

  8. 8

    Remove from heat. Whisk in butter, vanilla, and 1 cup of the toasted coconut. Pour the filling into the cooled crust and smooth the top.

  9. 9

    Press a piece of plastic wrap directly onto the surface of the filling to prevent a skin. Chill at least 4 hours, or overnight.

  10. 10

    Just before serving, whip the heavy cream in a chilled bowl with powdered sugar and vanilla until soft peaks form. Pile onto the chilled pie and top with the remaining toasted coconut.

  11. 11

    Slice with a hot, dry knife and serve cold.

One more thing

This is the pie that ends conversations. People take one bite and they go QUIET. Total silence. The kind of silence you only get at a funeral or a really good coconut cream pie. They will ask for the recipe. You can give it to them — you got it for free, share it, that's the BiglyEats way, we don't gatekeep, we don't pretend our coconut pie is a 'family secret from Aunt Mavis' that requires fourteen scroll-pages of childhood memories before the ingredients. Just bake it. Just serve it. Just accept the praise. You've earned it. Save me a piece.

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