Tremendous Lemon Meringue Pie

Prep
45m
Cook
35m
Total
80m
Bigly says
Folks. FOLKS. We need to talk about lemon meringue pie. Tremendous lemon meringue pie. The greatest lemon meringue pie in the history of lemon meringue pie — and there has been a LOT of lemon meringue pie, the French claim they invented it but the French claim they invented EVERYTHING, very tiring people, lovely bread though, give them that — and this pie, my pie, beats every single one of them. Every one. It's not even close. It's a slaughter.
Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, 'Bigly, lemon meringue pie is hard, the filling weeps, the meringue shrinks, the crust gets soggy, it's a NIGHTMARE.' And you're right to be afraid. People have wept making this pie. Big strong men, tough men, the tears in the eyes, they cry over a weeping pie — and let me tell you, a weeping pie is the SADDEST kind of pie, a pie crying, what did we do to deserve this, the lemon is leaving the building, the meringue is sweating, total disaster.
But not here. Not at BiglyEats. This pie? This pie STANDS UP. The curd is GLOSSY. The meringue is CLOUDS. The crust is shatteringly crisp — and I'm giving you this technique for free, no popup, no newsletter, no cookie banner with 18 toggles, no scrolling past forty paragraphs about somebody's grandmother and her summer in Tuscany to get to ONE TABLESPOON of cornstarch, sad, embarrassing, who is reading that. Scientists — and I've talked to scientists, smart people, the smartest, food chemists with PhDs — they agree on this: the secret is cooking the curd HOT and whisking like your life depends on it. Because in a way, folks, it does. The pie depends on it. And the pie is everything. Believe me.
Ingredients
- 1 1/4 cupsall-purpose flour (for crust)
- 1 tbspgranulated sugar (for crust)
- 1/2 tspkosher salt (for crust)
- 10 tbspunsalted butter, very cold, cubed
- 3-5 tbspice water
- 1 1/3 cupsgranulated sugar (for filling)
- 1/3 cupcornstarch
- 1/4 tspkosher salt (for filling)
- 1 1/2 cupswater
- 6large egg yolks(save 4 whites for the meringue)
- 1 tbspfresh lemon zest
- 2/3 cupfresh lemon juice(fresh, never bottled, the bottled stuff is a CRIME)
- 3 tbspunsalted butter (for filling)
- 4large egg whites (for meringue)
- 1 cupgranulated sugar (for meringue)
- 1/4 tspcream of tartar
- 1/2 tspvanilla extract
Steps
- 1
Make the crust: pulse flour, sugar, and salt in a food processor. Add cold butter and pulse until pea-sized pieces remain. Drizzle in ice water 1 tablespoon at a time, pulsing, until the dough just holds together when pinched.
- 2
Turn dough out, shape into a disk, wrap in plastic, and chill at least 1 hour.
- 3
Roll the chilled dough on a floured surface into a 12-inch round. Transfer to a 9-inch pie plate, trim and crimp edges. Chill 30 minutes.
- 4
Preheat oven to 400 F. Line the chilled crust with parchment and fill with pie weights or dried beans. Blind bake 20 minutes. Remove weights and parchment and bake another 10-12 minutes until deeply golden. Cool completely on a rack.
- 5
Make the filling: whisk sugar, cornstarch, and salt in a heavy saucepan. Whisk in the water until smooth. Cook over medium heat, whisking constantly, until the mixture thickens and comes to a full boil, about 5-7 minutes. Boil 1 minute more.
- 6
Whisk the egg yolks in a bowl. Temper them by slowly whisking in about 1 cup of the hot mixture, then return everything to the saucepan. Cook 2 minutes more over medium heat, whisking constantly.
- 7
Remove from heat. Whisk in lemon zest, lemon juice, and butter until smooth and glossy. Pour the hot filling directly into the cooled crust and smooth the top.
- 8
Make the meringue: combine egg whites, sugar, and cream of tartar in a heatproof bowl set over (not touching) simmering water. Whisk constantly until the sugar dissolves and the mixture reaches 160 F, about 3-4 minutes.
- 9
Transfer to a stand mixer fitted with the whisk attachment. Beat on high until stiff, glossy peaks form, about 4-5 minutes. Beat in vanilla.
- 10
Pile the meringue onto the hot filling, spreading it to the edge of the crust to seal (this prevents shrinking). Swoop into peaks with the back of a spoon.
- 11
Bake at 350 F for 12-15 minutes, until the peaks are deeply golden. Or torch the meringue with a kitchen torch for sharper color.
- 12
Cool completely at room temperature, about 2 hours, then chill at least 2 more hours before slicing. Use a knife dipped in hot water and wiped clean between slices.
One more thing
And that's lemon meringue pie. Real lemon meringue pie. The kind they USED to make before everyone got lazy and started buying those gray sad ones at the grocery store with the plastic dome on top — those are not pies, those are PUNISHMENTS, who approved those — and now you can make a better one. Right at home. People will come over, they will see this pie on your counter, and they will FORGET why they came over. They will just stare. That's the power of a real pie. That's the BiglyEats guarantee. Tremendous.

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